Product Reviews 5/13
Product Reviews
Great Useful Stuff
Double Waxed Cotton Bicycle Bag
greatusefulstuff.com
Approaching this double-pannier bike bag in a similar fashion to the way I approach my body in terms of drugs and alcohol, this bag carries my substances, both legal and illegal, just fine. By my estimation, this bag will fit at least two pounds of super-awesome weed. Also, it will probably fit a good amount of booze. This bag’s cream coloring, with blue trim and a blue illustration of a bike, makes it seem like I’m taking juice boxes to my nephew’s soccer game, so rest assured: Nobody’s going to look like a cycling felony with these puppies strapped to their bike rack. There were no issues with the zippers or latches or anything, although the stitching on my bag was a little crooked. It’s not too much of a turn-off, though, when you learn that the cotton that they use to make these bags is 100 percent recycled material. All in all, if you’re looking to not have a strip of sweat on your back, and if you have a rack, you should buy this thing. –Mike Brown
Loki Cycles
Purple and Gold Fixed Gear
lokicycleandgear.com
I got my first fixie from bikesdirect.com for $350 because, at the time, it was one of the cheapest track bikes I could find and came 90 percent assembled. Local company Loki Cycles provide the community with another option: cheap, custom builds with fairly decent components for $395—and they’ll assemble it for you. I test rode one of these beauties and had a hard time trading it back for my dented Mercier. The powder-coated frame was black, and it came customized with golden hubs, straight bars and spokes, a white crankset, a sparkling purple fork and matching deep-V rim on the back wheel. It’s impossible not to feel like a total babe riding around on this thing, but if that isn’t your ideal colorway, the bikes are customizable in a variety of smooth and subtle, or fancy and flashy options. The frame is aluminum alloy, which is durable and light, and the bikes come with a one-year manufacturer’s warranty. The one drawback is that they currently only come in 56 centimeter and 60 centimeter sizes, which leaves me with top-tube camel toe. –Esther Meroño
System 48 Plus
LED By LITE
ledbylite.com
velocitybags.com
Local Salt Lake bag company Velo City has impressed the hell out of me since I first discovered them. For cycling, I use a number of Velo City goods—pedal straps, hip pouches and even a belt—but, until now, I’d never had the pleasure of trying out one of their messenger bags … and they don’t disappoint. Their bags are fully customizable, from colors to add-ons, can be made in sizes from XS-XL, and are tougher than I ever imagined. I’ve put my bag through the rigors of long- and short-distance cycling in all types of weather, holding a laptop, vinyl records and a change of clothes all at the same time, and it barely seems broken in. Comfortable and durable, the medium is a perfectly sized 17 inch x 13 inch x 7 inch, 1,547 cubic inch workaholic, and is, hands-down, the best messenger bag I’ve ever owned, and I’ve used stuff by almost every company imaginable. Check them out online or visit their shop downtown at 366 S. 500 E. #102—you won’t regret it. –Gavin Hoffman
Wipeout: The Dry Erase Helmet
Triple Eight Distribution, Inc.
iwipeout.com
As a parent trying to keep my kid’s noggin well-protected while she is rolling on her bike or skateboard, or just up to her usual dangerous lifestyle, I’ve gone through a good deal of trouble trying to find a helmet that is certified, safe and cool enough for her to actually want to wear. Let’s face it: Kids can be jerks when it comes to keeping their own safety in check, so if my daughter is going to wear anything at all, it has to pass an extensive “rad” test for her approval. The Wipeout Dry Erase Helmet is a great compromise for her fashion and my need for function. The helmet itself is black, but comes with an assortment of bright, florescent markers and stencils so kids can come up with their own creative designs. My daughter is no Picasso, but she couldn’t wait to wear her helmet after she had adorned it with colorful squiggles, zigzags and doodles. The helmet wipes easily when you are ready for a clean slate, but the design doesn’t smudge during normal use. I can finally send my daughter into the world knowing that when she wipes out, her head will be safe and artfully adorned. –Ben Trentelman