The past two months have been bursting with award shows, but the two biggest polar opposite events, the Razzie Awards (March 6th) & the Academy Awards (March 7th) have yet to commence. Here are the nominees (and winners) as foretold to me in my dream by Pee-wee's Playhouse’s Jambi the Genie. Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho bitches!