Authors: Dickheads
Dear Dickheads – March 2009
Underaged and Enraged … read more
Dear Dickheads – April 2009
A quest of fame and fortune through gluttony and secret millionaires. … read more
Dear Dickheads – May 2009
I think it’s time to address the skatepark etiquette column and make the following statement: “Dave Amador is the Rush Limbaugh of the SLC skate scene.” … read more
Dear Dickheads – June 2009
LETTER TO THE COMMISSIONER OF THE CHUMP POLICE ( a response to last month’s letter from Dave Amador). … read more
Dear Dickheads – July 2009
I work at a local bar in Salt Lake, and while I thoroughly enjoy my position as a server, I am sick and tired of all the douche trains that come in and walk around like they own the place. … read more
Dear Dickheads – August 2009
Dear Dickheads,
Out of curiosity, how would you suggest making a mormon wedding more entertaining without the alcohol? I happen to be LDS and do agree that wedding receptions suck. If I get married, I want people to have fun and not fall asleep. And I’m sure pin the tail on the donkey isn’t the answer. … read more
Dear Dickheads – September 2009
This month, SLUG’s talented staff of dickheads take on Fixie Fake-ster Haters, U92 DJs, residents of Roy City and a slovenly fellow named Pete. … read more
Dear Dickheads – October 2009
I started looking over my cheaply printed placemat, and to my utter shock saw what they called “The Rockstar Menu.” On this list of grody food, I found Hoobastank HOOBURRITOS! WHAT THE FUCK? HOOBURRITOS!? … read more
Dear Dickheads – November 2009
A few weekends ago I was hosting a party at my house. I’ve done this sort of thing in the past and it’s always kind of expected that the cops will show up. … read more
Dear Dickheads – December 2009
This month, the SLUG dickheads address questions regarding the virtues of paying for a free publication and explore the many wonders of lube. … read more